Heroin One-Liners

It’s just heroin people, lighten up!Junkies in a Hay Stack

The only people more desperate are tweekers search for the last peice of cyrstal in the carpet
The only people more desperate are tweekers search for the last peice of cyrstal in the carpet
Top Ten Heroin One-Liners!

1. Junkies can find a needle in a haystack

2. You know your 11 year old nephew has a competitive streak when you give him heroin and he doesn’t flinch when the needle goes in.

3. I think the surest way to get over a fear of needles is to try heroin.

4. Just watched “True Life: I’m Addicted To Heroin” and now I’m high on heroin.Just kidding,I didn’t watch”True Life: I’m Addicted To Heroin”.

5. Always get back on the horse unless the horse is slang for heroin.

6. the Cow was bummed because he had just scored some heroin.

7. Someone told me shooting heroin up your rectum is addictive. I think putting anything up your rectum is addictive.

8. I am so relaxed since i quit drinking. I think the heroin may be helping.

9. My friend has parkinson’s disease and is addicted to heroin. He can’t seem to shake the habit.

10. Why is heroin better than a man (or woman): Heroin doesn’t care about your looks, as long as you have good veins.

Know any more good heroin jokes? Feel free to post them in the comments section 🙂

Meth Joke Bonus Content!

Q: What’s the difference between a crackhead and a tweaker?

A: The crackhead will steal your shit and bounce, the tweaker will steal your shit and then help you look for it.

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